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If you haven't managed to work it out yet, this page is full of quotes.
So enjoy. If you have any to add, emal them to me at beki_morgan@hotmail.com.
Cheers!
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Season 1
Emancipation
Colonel O'Neill- "Damn I'm gonna have to cancel that Oprah interveiw."
Teal'c- "What is an Oprah?"
The Broca Divide
Teal'c- "Colonel O'Neill?"
Colonel O'Neill- "Lucy I'm home."
Teal'c- "I am not Lucy!"
Colonel O'Neill- "I know that...! It was a refrence to an old tv....Never mind open the door."
Teal'c- "I will summon the doctor."
Colonel O'Neill- "No, No come on I'm fine. I'm back to being my self. Just open up."
Special wonderful thanks to Tim Dodd for this.
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Season 2
Message in a Bottle - season 2
Teal'c: "Undomesticated wild equines could not remove me."
Jack: "Wild horses Teal'c."
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Season 3
Into the Fire - season 3
Daniel says to Jack that Hathor was the Egyptian Goddess of fertility, inebrity and music.
Jack: "Sex, drugs and rock n roll?"
Daniel: "In a manner of speaking"
Rules of Engagement - season 3
Captain Rogers goes on hunger strike. Jack is trying to convince him to eat.
Captain Rogers: "You may begin torturing me"
Jack: "Oh, I've already begun, this is the infamous tuna torture"
Jack bites sandwich, and waves it under nose of the Captain.
Jack: "Yum, tuuunnnnaaaa!"
Nemesis - season 3
Teal'c is wearing this really dumb space suit, and Jack has just shoved the helmet of his noddle. As in 'head'.
Jack: "Can you hear me?"
Teal'c:"Indeed"
Jack:"You might want to think about hanging on tight out there. Let's do it"
Teal'c goes into the airlock.
Jack: "Say something"
Teal'c: "One small step for Jaffa"
Jack:"Very nice"
Urgo - season 3
This is unarguably the funniest episode ever. Here's a snippet.
Urgo:"Well, death or me, me or death."
Jack: "We're thinking"
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Season 4
Jack: "This sucks..." - Don't make me count the episodes...
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Season 5
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Season 6
Full Circle-
When Jack is talking to the first prime of Anubis about surrendering.
Jack: Don't forget to tell your boss you screwed up again.
Jonas: Colonel, is it necessary to further antagonize him?
Jack: Yes.
Thanks to Amber Balke for this quote!
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