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Are you addicted?
This part of the site is set up focusing on just that. Check out the cool quizzes, filks (modified songs) and other stuff!
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Are You Addicted to Stargate SG1?
Do You Watch Too Much Stargate – SG1?
Are you addicted to Stargate to the point of losing all contact with the outside world? Take this quiz and find out (while having a laugh in the process).
Question 1:
What do you do at weekends/ in your spare time?
a. I go out with friends, and play sport. I have a LIFE.
b. I sometimes go out, but never when the show is on. I refuse to pick up the phone, or leave the sofa during a new episode.
c. If it’s Stargate- it’s all right! I have my own website about it, my own set of “gate mates†and I spend hours watching episodes over and over again, trying to find mistakes, and learning the words.
Question 2:
What would you like for Christmas?
a. CDs, socks, the usual.
b. The Official Episode Guide, and money.
c. Money. But only so I can spend it on videos and DVDs of the episodes, the Stargate recipe book (No More Fruitloops!) and buy a pet Goa’ld.
Question 3:
Where are you going on holiday?
a. Spain- Pretty place with lots to do.
b. British Columbia- I’m trying to pretend to be film crew, so I can get into the Bridge Studios.
c. Chulak- I hear it’s nice this time of year.
Question 4:
Can you explain the physics of a wormhole?
a. What! Do I look like an astro-physicist!
b. Umm… You go through on end and come out the other!
c. Yes. The matter travelling through the open end de-mollecularizes and travels through the wormhole, on energy created by the gate itself. It’s all very simple really…
Question 5:
What is your name?
a. Why, that’s easy, it’s :…………………………………………………
b. Jack/ Jacqueline, Daniel/ Danielle, Sam, Murray/ Marianne. You re- named yourself, to suit your gater-taste.
c. Oakland Mental Home patient No. 1843630.
Final Thoughts:
Mostly A’s: You seem to have found a chemical that makes you un-addicted to Stargate. What is it? Do you even know what Stargate is? You’re on the wrong website! Leave now!
Mostly B’s: You are an in-between kinda person, aren’t ya? I guess ya got the balance just right, so well done. You seem to have realised there is life after Stargate. Clever. Real clever. But not clever enough to have a PhD in words relating to astro-physics that you can’t say; like Sam.
Mostly C’s: Greetings form afar, fellow gater. I totally understand your condition. You have every episode on video and DVD, both of which you bought to watch constantly. You used to have wallpaper, until your bedroom wall was plastered in pictures of Sg-1. Just remember; there is a real world out there. You may have a family, before the Stargate years, so try to track them.
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You Know You're Watching Too Much Stargate When...
1) You yell "Jaffa k'ree!" every time you eat Jaffa cakes.
2) You have your own Stargate air-fix kit.
3) You have a model stargate around your front door.
4) You refuse to move from infont of the TV when Stargate SG-1 is on.
5) Your ideal holiday would be to Vancouver (where Stargate is filmed).
6) You have given your pets the names of Sam, Jack, Teal'c and Daniel.
7) You cry when the programme is cancelled.
8) You have your own Stargate website. (please can I have the address?!)
9) You have evrey episode on tape AND DVD!
10) You swear in Goa'uld.
11) You fantasize about the possibilites of a Hammond/Frasier relationship (eeew!).
12) You make it household law to be in the home a few hours before Stargate comes on the TV, so you can tape it.
13) You spend most of your time surfing the net looking for Stargate sites.
14) You don't date women with red hair/men who rule ancient civilizations who used to be in the USAF and think they are god.
15) You cried when you found out Season 7 was the last!... To anyone who didn't know that... SORRY!
And you know the address if you have points add!
NB:- Thanks to Kay C for pointing out our little mistake on point 15, which has now been corrected! There are collectivly seven seasons filmed.
Wasn't that refreshing?
Any feedback to me at beki_morgan@hotmail.com please. All replies are replied to. (That makes no sense... Oh, well.) If you have any other filks, email them to me at beki_morgan@hotmail.com please. All work is credited!
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